标题: random jokes, lol [打印本页] 作者: saintjohn 时间: 2009-7-29 18:46:56 标题: random jokes, lol
"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks..
To be as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has
such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture
of a woman with her mouth shut!作者: alanni 时间: 2009-7-29 18:55:31
