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标题: 哈哈哈，UPS 飞行员维修请求和地面维修人员回复记录 [打印本页]

作者: saintjohn 时间: 2009-8-12 14:30:55 标题: 哈哈哈，UPS 飞行员维修请求和地面维修人员回复记录

P:
Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S:
Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P:
Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

S:
Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P:
Something loose in cockpit

S:
Something tightened in cockpit

P:
Dead bugs on windshield.

S:
Live bugs on back-order.

P:
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S:
Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P:
Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S:
Evidence removed.

P:
DME volume unbelievably loud.

S:
DME volume set to more believable level.

P:
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

S:
That's what friction locks are for.

P:
IFF inoperative in OFF mode.

S:
IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P:
Suspected crack in windshield.

S:
Suspect you're right.

P:
Number 3 engine missing.

S:
Engine found on right wing after brief search

P:
Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)

S:
Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

P:
Target radar hums.

S:
Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P:
Mouse in cockpit.

S:
Cat installed.

And
the best one for last

P:
Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

S:
Took hammer away from midget.

作者: hungugu 时间: 2009-8-12 15:18:24

P:
Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S:
Evidence removed.

这个很现实。。。。哈哈

作者: z-score 时间: 2009-8-12 15:30:53

哈哈,搞笑..........

作者: 夜.冥狼 时间: 2009-8-12 16:00:47

P:
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S:
That's what friction locks are for.

P:
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S:
Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

My Favorite Two..

作者: s4sandy 时间: 2009-8-12 16:36:25

作者: saintjohn 时间: 2009-8-12 18:02:05

原帖由 夜.冥狼 于 2009-8-12 15:00 发表
P:
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S:
That's what friction locks are for.

P:
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S:
Cannot reprod ...

i love the last one... lol, poor midget... lol

作者: 夜.冥狼 时间: 2009-8-12 18:13:47

原帖由 saintjohn 于 2009-8-12 17:02 发表

i love the last one... lol, poor midget... lol

Can i ask where do you get these from ??

p.s. I think the "cannot reproduce on ground " is very realistic working class joke.

作者: saintjohn 时间: 2009-8-12 18:38:13

原帖由 夜.冥狼 于 2009-8-12 17:13 发表

Can i ask where do you get these from ??

p.s. I think the "cannot reproduce on ground " is very realistic working class joke.

yeh lol

I got it from a forwarding email....

作者: 向后看的鱼 时间: 2009-8-12 22:18:46

哈哈，很好很搞笑。。

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