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作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 12:24:30 标题: I have just shaken hands with CEO

5 Mins ago, I wanna go to toliet to dump a big stinking s h i t. on my way to toliet, I met the CEO of the company. He shook hands with me and introduced himself.

I feel great now! It is a great experience.

Thank you my S H I T.

作者: joy___123 时间: 2010-12-1 12:27:22

Does he wash hands before shaking?

作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 12:28:25

on the way to toliet, so it is before s h i t ing

作者: wingyi 时间: 2010-12-1 12:36:37

5 Mins ago, I wanna go to toliet to dump a big stinking s h i t. on my way to toliet, I met the CEO of the company. He shook hands with me and introduced himself.

I feel great now! It is a great ex ...
ETS 发表于 2010-12-1 12:24

OMFG, you already felt great before doing the big dump???? what does it feel to you even after doing it?

作者: wingyi 时间: 2010-12-1 12:36:59

p.s. which company do u work for?

作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 12:40:37

big big company, ahhhhhhhhh

作者: 武夫的眉笔 时间: 2010-12-1 13:01:49

还记得吗？
肯尼迪问,how you feel?
阿甘答，I wanna piss。。。
经典那

作者: NZKIWIBOY 时间: 2010-12-1 13:10:00

5 Mins ago, I wanna go to toliet to dump a big stinking s h i t. on my way to toliet, I met the CEO of the company. He shook hands with me and introduced himself.

I feel great now! It is a great ex ...
ETS 发表于 2010-12-1 12:24

Then......

作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 13:27:18

then go back to work............

作者: joy___123 时间: 2010-12-1 13:29:25

LZ有没有抓紧时间自我介绍~~~搞不好是人家认错人了

作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 13:47:36

suprisingly he knew my name!!!!! We have 1200 people in the company.

作者: butterroll 时间: 2010-12-1 13:54:00

lol u sure if he washed his hands ?

作者: Go2Piha 时间: 2010-12-1 14:03:18

It's the first time I saw a guy who thanked to SHIT.

作者: wingyi 时间: 2010-12-1 14:28:56

suprisingly he knew my name!!!!! We have 1200 people in the company.
ETS 发表于 2010-12-1 13:47

you must be popular in the senior mgmt team!

作者: 陌生的香港人 时间: 2010-12-1 14:33:28

It is really a "GOLDEN" (imagine yourself what it means) Handshake.....

作者: NECN8 时间: 2010-12-1 14:39:26

我觉得人有三急的时候，面目都是挺狰狞的，当事人是感觉不到的。
你公司的CEO挺杯壁的

作者: wingyi 时间: 2010-12-1 14:42:29

It is really a "GOLDEN" (imagine yourself what it means) Handshake.....
陌生的香港人发表于 2010-12-1 14:33

作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 14:43:40

CEO didn't go to the toliet. he is on his way to meet someone. and he saw me then shook hands.

i was on my way to toliet, so both of our hands were clean.

作者: joy___123 时间: 2010-12-1 14:49:45

CEO didn't go to the toliet. he is on his way to meet someone. and he saw me then shook hands.

i was on my way to toliet, so both of our hands were clean.
ETS 发表于 2010-12-1 14:43

看你这么认真的解释都不好意思调侃了,淡定淡定~~~

作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 14:50:21

14# wingyi

no. i am a new be. i just have been in the company for 8 months.

now my boss' boss is also jealous about me. and he ask me why the big boss come and say hello me.

my answer is: because i am handsome.

作者: 新马甸甸 时间: 2010-12-1 14:55:17

上个星期mad butcher来我们公司，跟他说话的时候，有很想问他要一年免费肉的冲动。

作者: wingyi 时间: 2010-12-1 14:58:05

上个星期mad butcher来我们公司，跟他说话的时候，有很想问他要一年免费肉的冲动。
新马甸甸发表于 2010-12-1 14:55

meat lover!

作者: wingyi 时间: 2010-12-1 14:59:16

14# wingyi

no. i am a new be. i just have been in the company for 8 months.

now my boss' boss is also jealous about me. and he ask me why the big boss come and say hello me.

my answer is: ...
ETS 发表于 2010-12-1 14:50

you probably have given the wrong answer if your boss's boss is the same gender as you!

作者: ETS 时间: 2010-12-1 15:03:15

nah. we were just joking.

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