The Bacon Tree (Daily LOLZ)

pAtrick

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after  crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
  
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.  Ees bacon, I theenk."
  
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
  
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
  
There's raw bacon,  there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we  ees saved.  Ees a bacon tree."
  
"Luis,  maybe ees a meerage?  We ees in the desert don't forget."
  
"Pepe, since when deed you ever  hear of  a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
  
And with that, Luis staggers  towards the tree.  He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close  behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet  sock.  Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying  breath,
  
"Pepe... go back man, you was right,  ees not a bacon tree!"
  
"Luis, Luis mi amigo...  what ees it? "
  
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree.   Ees
  
   
Ees
  
   
Ees
  
   
Ees
  
  
  
Ees  a ham bush....."

taomibaobao

有点悲壮。。不是很好笑

pAtrick

反正这个是笑死我了。你要用南美口音去读才好笑

腿毛菲菲

笑不出来啊。。。好可怜的

腿毛菲菲

反正这个是笑死我了。你要用南美口音去读才好笑
pAtrick 发表于 2010-6-2 12:53

你可以现场表演一下法。

pAtrick

讲发讲发我会自己先笑出来的。

腿毛菲菲

讲发讲发我会自己先笑出来的。
pAtrick 发表于 2010-6-2 13:00

哈哈哈，联想到那个场景我笑死了。

pAtrick

没别人能看懂么……不至于吧……

taomibaobao

你的笑话太高深了。。。。
没有看懂。。

pAtrick

你们至少最后一句看明白了吧？ham bush = ambush

腿毛菲菲

O,,,,,,,,,I C

since

太老了。。。。。。。n年前就看了。。。。最早说是irish,现在又改Mexicans 。。。。