REJECTION LETTER RESPONSE TEMPLATE

icyway

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer, just send them the following:

Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter],

Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [employment with your firm].

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of the co or agency that sent you this letter]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting [applicants], I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate [employment] with your firm immediately following [graduation/job change, etc. -- get creative here]. I look forward to working with you.

Best of luck in rejecting future [candidates].

Sincerely,

[your name]

icyway

I'll try this myself some time, have a bit fun with those employers

z-score

wow, nice post man. Haha, fun too.

宇姬咨询

haha...........this is kinda funny..........but if you're the ones on the receiving end it may not be funny eh?

Btw, to my knowledge that some firms do keep their candidates' profile in case of future vacancies.  That being said, a letter like this may not be so desireable.

Anyways, good for a laugh though.

红玫瑰和白玫瑰

nice work,bro.

BuyQueen

哈哈... dats funny...
我也想到了我朋友写的一个rejection letter...但他是BCG的employer, 帮公司做了一批Part-time associates的interview...事后收到了一封莫名其妙的Thank you letter, attached here:

金大哥你好，

非常感谢今天上午你抽出宝贵时间给我的面试，让我受益匪浅。

期待在麦肯锡有更多机会向你学习，学习如何做一个优秀的咨询人员，如何面对客户，如何在咨询行业进步与成长。

再次谢谢你！

诚挚的问候，
晚辈 耿 华  敬上
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In a perfect world, this would be his reply...

小耿你好,

今天真的非常感谢您百忙之中还抽出时间来参加我们的面试. 而且还这么客气的写了一封如此热情的Thank you letter. 让我感叹了半天后生可畏. 虽然我不姓金, 也不是麦肯锡的,但是还是很开心麦肯锡的金大哥能够给您留下如此深刻的印象.

我也很期待您在麦肯锡有更多机会向金大哥学习, 毕竟我刚刚通知我们公司的HR收回给您的Offer letter. 你的才华, 需要一个更高更大的平台. 在麦肯锡, 相信你会学习如何做一个优秀的咨询人员, 学会如何仔细的阅读一张名片. 学会发email以前double check.

当然,我也会把此信forward 给麦肯锡我认识的所有姓金的顾问, 以免他看了一封address给朱大哥的thank you letter 后不知所曰.

真的不用谢
你大爷的, 朱磊

z-score

顶icyway的精华.............................

icyway

原帖由 z-score 于 2007-11-30 14:03 发表
顶icyway的精华.............................

多谢都督， 没想到会得到这个精华，斑竹给足面子了

Ms.十三

这贴是经典...................

king_scq

有点意思哦。。。就是结尾咋骂淫咧

Lilac

原帖由 BuyQueen 于 2007-11-30 00:07 发表
哈哈... dats funny...
我也想到了我朋友写的一个rejection letter...但他是BCG的employer, 帮公司做了一批Part-time associates的interview...事后收到了一封莫名其妙的Thank you letter, attached here:
...

。。。。。。。。。。真是火气旺～～

人家求个职也不容易

z-score

原帖由 icyway 于 2007-11-30 14:09 发表


多谢都督， 没想到会得到这个精华，斑竹给足面子了

咱们斑竹都是好人啊.

这样的帖子上班累的时候一看就不累了, 绝对精华...............

YC

laugh my tear out....

我怎么不早两天看到呢？星期四才给人rejected了一回，早看到的话，一定试一试。

Lilac

原帖由 z-score 于 2007-12-1 09:57 发表


咱们斑竹都是好人啊.

这样的帖子上班累的时候一看就不累了, 绝对精华...............

这“马屁”拍的。。。一举两得啊～

宇姬咨询

美女你还不睡吗? 夜深了, 小心外面有狼...........

竹藤椅

6楼的太强了 我们都笑得眼泪都出来了 感谢你娱乐了大伙