FW: Designated Decoy

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      A true story from Otara in Auckland .
      Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local
      neighbourhood pub.
      Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
      intoxicated that he could barely walk.

      The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the
      officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying
      His keys on five vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he
      fell into.  He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
      Patrons left the bar and drove off... Finally he started the car,
      Switched the wipers on  and off (it was a fine dry night). Then
      Flicked the indicators on,  then off, tooted the horn and then
      Switched on the lights.

      He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
      remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
      At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
      the road.  The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
      Now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly
      Pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

      To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's
      intoxication.

      The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
      Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
      "I doubt it bro," said the man, "tonight, I'm the designated decoy ".

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