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南南西

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.


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8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave.

武夫的眉笔

以幽默为生的人，会不会也有笑不出来的时候？

taomibaobao

果然好强大！！！

南南西

为什么要以幽默为生呢？我主食是米饭。and u？

ChicagoBulls

为什么要以幽默为生呢？我主食是米饭。and u？
南南西 发表于 2010-5-6 23:25

我不怎么吃米汗，我吃食物

南南西

我们家的米不流汗，木有米汗吃~{:7_347:}
冷死了.............

武夫的眉笔

捏一捏是能出汗的比较好吃，你们家吃的是生米
我们吃的都是生米有熟汗

雁阵惊寒

哈哈哈哈哈这些真的经典。乐死我了！！！

BabyG

LZ, 頭像跟簽名都是你自己畫的嗎? 好可愛呢~ =)

南南西

是的啊~俺自己画的~

Ardell假睫毛

哈哈，不错！

牛哥

挺逗的
可惜没法拷下来啊，想转发一下

楼主，你从哪儿转的，告诉一下哦

taomibaobao

是的啊~俺自己画的~
南南西 发表于 2010-5-7 00:17

好佩服！！！

sammy1112

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave.

太搞了   顶顶

严重缺乏安全感

觉得第一条就是不想干了。

xiaolu

这么搞真是不想干了…… 看得我直冒冷汗，哈哈

LZ的画风我喜欢！！

霓裳夜色

MM是个好可爱的人~~~

tensionJimmy

我想试试其中两条。。。不知道会不会被BOSS骂啊。。。

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悠幽百合

hahaha
您的帖子长度不符合要求。 当前长度: 6 字节系统限制: 10 到 35000 字节
why it has to be 10 到 35000 字节!!!

DuDu妈

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.-

这个不错，在计算机公司上班的用显得很专业啊，好像有add in program

coke

saved. thanks for sharing.
opps i forgot to show my joy:   Ha Ha Ha.....

freebird

Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team

nice one, i should refer to our top manager....

lui

很好很實用  哥回國時就選個用用