大家进来说说自己英文出洋相的经历吧

sims

明天有个面试，所以今天特地去mall里面买了双鞋，我跟卖鞋的洋人大叔说了是为面试准备的，让他给我推荐了一双，试穿，付钱很爽快，临走的时候大叔对我说“Good luck on your interview tomorrow" 我一高兴，大脑短路，回了一句"The same to you"，大叔瞬间就在风中凌乱了，我也立马可耻地遁鸟，悲剧哇，希望明天面试的时候不会犯这样的错误哇

detective007

他和她，非常的难搞。

South_Pacific

我曾经把'swimming pool’念成'swimming poo’，'T-shirt’ 念成'T-shit', 'shooting' 念成'shitting'

sakun

he she him her 来犯错

luc10

高中的时候参加舞会，跟朋友说去买ball dress,一个男生说，嗯？买球衣？

流落南洋

我说一个朋友的朋友的:

这个男生刚来的时候去大学enroll , 一个洋人和他说" take ur seat" 转身去那材料,  然后, 这厮拎起凳子就要跟这个洋人走.. 幸亏被朋友及时制止, 否则真的不知能否enroll的了...

beck@

我问一个朋友你住哪里 他说 NOT SURE （North Shore)   我说你住哪里都不知道。。 他还一直说Not sure not sure (North Shore North Shore)

瓜子儿

经常把he 说成she,或者就是把him说成her..同事以为我男女不分。。
nokiaN81 发表于 2011-3-30 21:53

same........

DeletedID

the......the....the....and the.....and....and the.....of....of.....of forever

juanmao48

ddddddddddddd

土包子

one day i was talking with an indian guy( our flatmate), my conversation combines english with chinese

铁血一根葱

你们这都不行！差远了！
我上次管木工借chalkline，就是粉线，一弹就能弹出一条线在墙上，
chalkline， 我楞说成了cockline，JB线。。。。
我自己都疯了。。。。

Ardell假睫毛

Someone said excuse me and I replied with you are welcome.

newspaper_44

有次一个顾客来买beanie,我当时不懂那个词，然后pardon了下，那个客人就比划了下头，我一想，哦，原来是bunny...估计那人要开像playboy party那种。。。哎。。。丢脸啊。。。

masterq

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TLizzy

爸妈学了英文，回来说给我听。
爸爸指着自己的眼睛说“look into my ass(eyes)"
妈妈指着我的衣服说 “it is beautiful shit(shirt)"

我自己比较糗的是多年前，刚学英文的时候，跟老师一起出去做街头问卷，看到一漂亮女孩头发很美，就大声说“look, she have beautiful hairs." 老师笑了很久之后跟我解释，hair是指头发，hairs是指体毛，不是每个单词都要加复数的。

sammy1112

刚来的时候曾经说过I am looking at the TV
实际上是想说watching

新马甸甸

count down说快了就变成condom.

有一次去面试，面试的人问我来了几年了，我说6年了，我是2002年来的，结果一张嘴，成了 i came here in  two hundred and two!

johntea2008

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tensionJimmy

邮局，本来想问how much does it cost and how long does it take。。。结果脑子一短路，说成how long does it cost。。。

Eyeport

when i was discussing bio assignment with my mates in his house we were making some jokes about how one of their brains still being underdeveloped....and i said "he's brain is undeveloped" and immediately everyone cracked out laughing...i thought that was memorable ^^

Zidane

he&she&him&her

dayoff

刚工作的时候,有一次接了个电话.说了两句, 对方说: Can i speak to someone who can speak english?

butterroll

haah yea always make some silly mistake on "he " or "she"

wonderfulli

再沒有多久, 大家都會說中文都出洋相了.
花天堂 发表于 2011-3-30 22:49

此话正解。

wonderfulli

经常把he 说成she,或者就是把him说成her..同事以为我男女不分。。
nokiaN81 发表于 2011-3-30 21:53

我也这样。感觉中国人很多这样的。

八卦专用小号

when discussing BBQ in language school and planning who would bring what, one classmate tried to be funny and said he would bring 'second hand meat', but made a mistake not giving 'hand'. So the final announcement was 'I will bring second meat'. Somehow, all chinese understood and laughed...

cnlibra

Once i said "open the light" which should be "turn on the light"

小人儿雪糕

我好像曾经把 con note (consignment note) 说成 condom.
love_3_month 发表于 2011-3-30 21:58

故意的吧。。。哎。。脑子啊

Anonymous

12# hitye
小提醒，那个e应为u