转贴：美国现在真的很糟糕。（淘米不知道说真的还是假的）

taomibaobao

明显不是吧。。。但找不到错在哪里。。。

大家看看。。。
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We are in DEEP trouble....


The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.





That leaves 140 million to do the work.





There are 85 million in school.





Which leaves 55 million to do the work.





Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.





Leaving 15 million to do the work.





2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.





Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.





Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state andcity Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.





At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.





Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.





Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.





That leaves just two people to do the work.





You and me.





And there you are,





Sitting on your ass,





At your computer, reading jokes.




Nice. Real nice.

米虫宝宝

嗯，let's take over 阿梅里呷

taomibaobao

ls的今天真愤青。。。

米虫宝宝

今天超忙啊。。。我还病怏怏的，哎

甜甜蜂蜜水

米虫感觉好点没有啊？ 我家有药，你需要不？

新马甸甸

类似于那个请假时老板的回答：
　
当我向老板请一天假的时候，老板写了这封信这样回答我：
　　你想请一天假？看看你在向公司要求什么？
　　一年里有365天你可以工作。
　　一年52个星期，你已经每星期休息2天，剩下261天工作。
　　你每天有16小时不在工作，去掉170天，剩下91天。
　　每天你花30分钟时间喝咖啡，加起来每年23天，剩下68天。
　　每天午饭时间你花掉1小时，又用掉46天，还有22天。
　　通常你每年请2天病假，这样你的工作时间只有20天。
　　每年有5个节假日，公司休息不上班，你只干15天。
　　每年公司还慷慨地给你14天假期，算下来你就工作1天，
　　而你xxx还要请这一天假？

米虫宝宝

米虫感觉好点没有啊？ 我家有药，你需要不？
甜甜蜂蜜水 发表于 2009-11-2 10:18

谢谢蜂蜜水mm啊，我已经好多了，就是还需要点时间恢复元气。

MLGB

fresahoo

I WANNA TAKE SICK LEAVE,BUT THE BOSS SAID "NAH"

狂奔的蜗牛!!!

跑题跑的很厉害!!!

ideyate

美国哪儿有天朝繁荣强盛，差远了。天朝失业率是0。