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发表于 2010-4-25 15:26:53 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览 微信分享

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and
spots another man (Sandile) on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but
the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning, "need",
and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the
1st floor (Sandile) nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts
masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the
1st floor and shouts," What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!" The other guy (Sandile) says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you that I'm coming.

Happy Monday…

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沙发

发表于 2010-4-25 16:31:08 |只看该作者 微信分享

guys, cum & have a laugh.

毕业后接了个大工程，造一根三十米烟囱，工期两个月，造价一百万。总算在年底搞完了。今天人家去验收，被人骂得要死，还没有钱拿。TMD图纸看反了，人家是要挖一口井！

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板凳

发表于 2010-4-25 16:39:07 |只看该作者 微信分享

。。。有才

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地板

发表于 2010-4-25 16:47:03 |只看该作者 微信分享

.................................Haha~~~ it's funny~~~;biggrin;

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发表于 2010-4-25 16:56:57 |只看该作者 微信分享

no comment. haha

Sometimes love comes around, and it knocks you down, just get back up when it knocks you down.

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发表于 2010-4-25 19:24:44 |只看该作者 微信分享

;titter; lol

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发表于 2010-4-25 19:30:10 |只看该作者 微信分享

Funny.............................................

Virtue is fairer far than beauty.

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