Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..
Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring....soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno
作者: 冷雨寒夜 时间: 2011-5-15 15:55:30
沙发~~~~~~~~~
作者: sportfighter 时间: 2011-5-15 15:55:46
沙发一下！
作者: 冷雨寒夜 时间: 2011-5-15 15:56:58
好多人都不认识~~~
作者: 爱的使者 时间: 2011-5-15 19:23:57
不翻译的东东，不要在中文网站上发。
作者: 棉背心儿 时间: 2011-5-15 19:30:24
不翻译的东东，不要在中文网站上发。
爱的使者 发表于 2011-5-15 18:23
有这个版规？
啥时候规定滴
作者: sportfighter 时间: 2011-5-16 15:35:54
能看懂乔治.布什 ，比尔.克林顿 ， Ｂ.奥巴马 ，布拉德.彼得 就可以了hehehe
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