NZKIWIBOY 发表于 2013-3-30 21:53
痔疮患者吃辣椒后更难受
最近奥克兰一直持续高温，终于今天不感觉太热了。而且又迎来了4天的长假，让我心情超级好呀。所以调侃一下有点低俗的话题：智创？还是痔疮？呵呵呵呵。。
题目看起了有些畏秽。可是饮食男女，人吃五谷杂粮哪里有不生病的说法？既然1日3餐的进食，排泄也是必然规律。全世界60亿人口，上至皇室，贵族，总统，下至庶民，乞丐估计被这个难以启齿的毛病，每日里折磨得死去活来者，绝对不下少数。记得王朔的小说《3t公司》90年代初曾被拍成电影。里面的剧情，就有一位肛肠科专家，因为某领导的痔疮犯了，血流不止，苦不堪言，紧急出诊而不能赴女友的约会时，委托葛优代替自己前往的片段。里面的电影对白，笑喷了我。除了诙谐幽默以外，这是第1次知道，痔疮也是种虽不能夺人性命，但也可以把人搞得焦头烂额的病。
本人对痔疮的理解并不局限于身体，我更喜欢把这个医学术语改称《智创》也就是智力创伤，世界上有许人虽没患上这个无法启齿的顽疾，但是大脑也许已经得了这个和屁股相关的毛病。网络流行语称之为《脑残》或者其他，个人认为1句《脑残》对某些事和人打击力不够彻底。
比如，在这个版块，某些人，就像得了痔疮，每天不发点《智创》贴，好像要死掉一样。。。。。。
NZKIWIBOY 发表于 2013-3-30 21:53
痔疮患者吃辣椒后更难受
武夫的眉笔 发表于 2013-3-30 20:54
心虚什么了？还不是又一个靠着我名头混饭的
我发帖水平是有限，问题别人倒是多发点有水平的呀，四个斑竹 ...
kdline 发表于 2013-3-30 21:58
劳资注册的时候，你连液体都不是
就你这些栏贴YY，坐厕纸都不够格。劳资消遣你一下而已
你就省省吧
masterq 发表于 2013-3-30 20:56
在菊花處不停按摸,涂查,早午晚各一次,OK?
kdline 发表于 2013-3-31 09:54
我奇怪了，skykiwi难道是ird，还要纳税吃福利？一个论坛口水垃圾筒还要讲贡献？那AV网站是不是要问你收撸 ...
AUGUSTUS 发表于 2013-4-1 19:03
LZ是內外混合痔。難道要把膏藥塞進去？為何膏藥呈屎黃色？
无数次的注册 发表于 2013-4-2 12:25
涂上后有浑然一体的效果
AUGUSTUS 发表于 2013-4-2 13:40
我覺得塞進去效果會更好！
无数次的注册 发表于 2013-4-2 12:47
看来你是过来人那！深表同情
武夫再次上了今天的英文媒体，这一次更遭人骂！
今天出版的Truth，武夫的照片刊登在了头版。没有网上链接，报道如下：
18 April 2013 www.truth.co.nz
NUKE‘EM
By Stephen Cook
A HIGH-PROFILE member of the Chinese community has ignited a firestorm with startling calls for Kiwis to nuke their cats, dogs and kids in the microwave – and then post the videos online.
Just days after promoting illegal wage practices for migrant workers, former World TV and Chinese Radio media executive Easter Wu is courting controversy again – but this time it’s with potentially deadly consequences.
Today in a Truth exclusive we can reveal how Wu has been using his online profile to promote behavior that in many countries would attract the death penalty.
In a post on the popular Chinese social networking site SkyKiwi, Wu wrote:
“Put a puppy or kitten into a second-hand microwave for one hour. If you do so hand put the video on You Tube the vidwo will be madly popular, and the puppy or the kitten will be famous and earn a name as never dying web cat. The cost of buy the microwave will be fully recovered.”
But it gets worse.
Wu – who until recently has a weekly slot on Chinese radio to promote his extreme views – then suggests parents who really want to make a name for themselves and “shock the universe” should try cooking a baby in the microwave.
He said if the baby survived not only would it be heralded as “a little superman”, but it would also have the potential to make millions of dollars.
Last year a 30-year-old Asian woman narrowly avoided the death penalty after she was convicted of killing her seven-week-old daughter in the microwave.
Ka Yang claimed to be in the midst of a seizure when she put her baby in the microwave and cooked it for two minutes. She was sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole.
Given the potential for catastrophe should someone take up Wu’s challenge, Truth has brought the matter to the attention of police.
Truth has also spoken to Plunket and the RSPCA, who say they cannot believe someone would be promoting such disturbing practices.
SPCA head Bob Kerridge told Truth he was absolutely astounded by the remarks.
He said it was clear from the comments Wu was “one sick indidual” who should be locked up “out of harms’ reach”.
There was enough cruelty to animals as it was without idiots like Easter Wu promoting such horrific practices, Kerridge said.
“You don’t even joke about this sort of thing. I don’t think the comments are tongue in cheek. I think they are in extremely bad taste and that this chap is sick in the mind.”
Wu – who now runs a telecommunications business and an exporting company employing around 10 people – could not be reached for comment.
A spokesman for his former employer, World TV and Chinese Radio, did not want to comment o the remarks or the reasons Wu had left the company two months ago.
Asked if he was “a bit crazy”, the spokes-person said she would prefer not to comment.
This week Wu made headlines for suggesting employers had the right to pay staff only what they thought they were worth – even if that was below the minimum wage.
“How much you are worth is how much you get. You got an $8 skill, I pay you $8.” he said.
The comments were lambasted by AUT business school researcher Danae Anderson, who claimed Wu’s theories promoted a “low wage, low productivity economy”.
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