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作者: 无事小魔鬼 时间: 2014-4-21 21:08:09 标题: 我笑点有点低，尤其是看了第一张，都笑岔气了.....

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作者: lychee 时间: 2014-4-21 21:12:14

Speeding what's your excuse?
Officer.. I was just buying some ice cream and trying to bring it home before it melts..

作者: maidouwuai 时间: 2014-4-21 22:29:14

lychee 发表于 2014-4-21 21:12
Speeding what's your excuse?
Officer.. I was just buying some ice cream and trying to bring it ho ...

get a turbo and it won't be a problem next time.

作者: -开没顶车发型不 时间: 2014-4-21 22:33:36

本帖最后由 -开没顶车发型不于 2014-4-21 22:35 编辑

Officer: Have you had alcohol tonight?
Driver: Can i have a big mac combo please.

作者: lychee 时间: 2014-4-22 10:16:45

maidouwuai 发表于 2014-4-21 22:29
get a turbo and it won't be a problem next time.

it was twin turbo... still melted..

officer said .. no excuse for speeding...

作者: LAZIE 时间: 2014-4-22 10:46:23

本帖最后由 LAZIE 于 2014-4-22 10:47 编辑

lychee 发表于 2014-4-22 10:16
it was twin turbo... still melted..

officer said .. no excuse for speeding...

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作者: LAZIE 时间: 2014-4-22 10:49:16

作者: lychee 时间: 2014-4-22 11:16:59

LAZIE 发表于 2014-4-22 10:46
lmao~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

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Kill them with cuteness~~~~

作者: 浅痕x軒 时间: 2014-4-22 11:22:25

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作者: awesome.possum 时间: 2014-4-22 16:29:49

lychee 发表于 2014-4-21 21:12
Speeding what's your excuse?
Officer.. I was just buying some ice cream and trying to bring it ho ...

omg that's harsh,this is almost equivalent to someone speeding to get to McDonald's before the breakfast menu ended, if that wasn't enouf to get you out of the ticket, i just don't know what else can?:)

作者: awesome.possum 时间: 2014-4-22 16:32:47

ooops sorry officer, i didn't realise my radar wasn't plugged in @_@.........

作者: lychee 时间: 2014-4-22 18:36:36

awesome.possum 发表于 2014-4-22 16:29
omg that's harsh,this is almost equivalent to someone speeding to get to McDonald's before the bre ...

Can you check my other post ... I think I probably did get away....

作者: awesome.possum 时间: 2014-4-22 18:42:58

lychee 发表于 2014-4-22 18:36
Can you check my other post ... I think I probably did get away....

thumbs up for the officer then, just in case if things dont work out you can always tell them you've been living in Germany for the last 10years!

作者: lychee 时间: 2014-4-22 18:55:11

awesome.possum 发表于 2014-4-22 18:42
thumbs up for the officer then, just in case if things dont work out you can always tell them you' ...

No autobahn in NZ. D: 110 in OZ but 100 in nz...

作者: awesome.possum 时间: 2014-4-22 22:29:20

lychee 发表于 2014-4-22 18:55
No autobahn in NZ. D: 110 in OZ but 100 in nz...

very lucky indeed you got away, I once got pulled over for speeding nd told tht officer I just pulled out of a car wash nd was blow-drying my car, guess what, he still gave me a fat ticket...

作者: LAZIE 时间: 2014-4-22 23:48:26

awesome.possum 发表于 2014-4-22 22:29
very lucky indeed you got away, I once got pulled over for speeding nd told tht officer I just pu ...

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作者: awesome.possum 时间: 2014-4-23 11:04:06

LAZIE 发表于 2014-4-22 23:48
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ohh, my last resort will always be get a new hair cut to make me look faster:)

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