分享些有趣的。。。

Leyla

flatmate刚刚给我看了这些，感觉是那么回事，蛮可笑的~

THE MATHS OF LIFE
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Leyla

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MaxPower 发表于 2010-8-10 20:26

aNo老样子拉, 她属于 Smart boy cat + dumb aNo = pregnancy
她在安胎中,等2月后会和宝宝们一起上图片...

arthurking

哎....英语还没过关,体会不到个中妙趣~~~~~~~汗!!!!!!!(全当扫盲了)

vessalica

哈哈哈哈哈，笑死了

够有趣

风吹海波吻

真能编.

大家都guy和les算拉.多省心.
UV15 发表于 2010-8-10 09:16 PM

UV15

真能编.

大家都guy和les算拉.多省心.

without_vin

不错，挺好笑得

MaxPower

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野牛

真诙谐。。。