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发表于 2009-8-12 14:30:55 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览 微信分享

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Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S:
Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P:
Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

S:
Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P:
Something loose in cockpit

S:
Something tightened in cockpit

P:
Dead bugs on windshield.

S:
Live bugs on back-order.

P:
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S:
Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P:
Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S:
Evidence removed.

P:
DME volume unbelievably loud.

S:
DME volume set to more believable level.

P:
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

S:
That's what friction locks are for.

P:
IFF inoperative in OFF mode.

S:
IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P:
Suspected crack in windshield.

S:
Suspect you're right.

P:
Number 3 engine missing.

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Engine found on right wing after brief search

P:
Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)

S:
Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

P:
Target radar hums.

S:
Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P:
Mouse in cockpit.

S:
Cat installed.

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the best one for last

P:
Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

S:
Took hammer away from midget.

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hungugu

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沙发

发表于 2009-8-12 15:18:24 |只看该作者 微信分享

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Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

S:
Evidence removed.

这个很现实。。。。哈哈

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z-score

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板凳

发表于 2009-8-12 15:30:53 |只看该作者 微信分享

哈哈,搞笑..........

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夜.冥狼

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地板

发表于 2009-8-12 16:00:47 |只看该作者 微信分享

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Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S:
That's what friction locks are for.

P:
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

S:
Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

My Favorite Two..

非常抱歉，多年以来，照顾病妻，年老母亲，和两个女儿的职责，已使我丧失了拔刀的勇气。一场全力以赴的战斗，你死我活的厮杀，需要饿兽的杀意和必死的决心，现在的我，已经不具备这两点。

Lord Lucifer left Eden, the first step on the path of rebellion.

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发表于 2009-8-12 16:36:25 |只看该作者 微信分享

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saintjohn

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发表于 2009-8-12 18:02:05 |只看该作者 微信分享

原帖由 夜.冥狼 于 2009-8-12 15:00 发表
P:
Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S:
That's what friction locks are for.

P:
Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.

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Cannot reprod ...

i love the last one... lol, poor midget... lol

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夜.冥狼

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发表于 2009-8-12 18:13:47 |只看该作者 微信分享

原帖由 saintjohn 于 2009-8-12 17:02 发表

i love the last one... lol, poor midget... lol

Can i ask where do you get these from ??

p.s. I think the "cannot reproduce on ground " is very realistic working class joke.

非常抱歉，多年以来，照顾病妻，年老母亲，和两个女儿的职责，已使我丧失了拔刀的勇气。一场全力以赴的战斗，你死我活的厮杀，需要饿兽的杀意和必死的决心，现在的我，已经不具备这两点。

Lord Lucifer left Eden, the first step on the path of rebellion.

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saintjohn

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发表于 2009-8-12 18:38:13 |只看该作者 微信分享

原帖由 夜.冥狼 于 2009-8-12 17:13 发表

Can i ask where do you get these from ??

p.s. I think the "cannot reproduce on ground " is very realistic working class joke.

yeh lol

I got it from a forwarding email....

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